Boh, Boh, Boh.... BohLing!

Ladies and gentleman,

Presenting to you, Boh Ling ah! Alrite man, do you know how to play bowling? Bowling is a type of indoor game that requires a player to grab a ball.. ok i know what ure thinking exactly but not the ball that produces sperms alrite? i know they are iron balls but this is boh ling alrite? haha, ok.. you're require to use a bowling ball that has 3 holes situated somewhere around it and with the might of your strength, you swing it and release the ball into the desire lane and the ball will roll and roll and roll until it reach the end. Ok note that, there's 12 standing pin at the end of the lane.. yeah i think its call pin and why isit call so ah? i really dont know le.. if your ball rolls out of the lane it will go into the outer lane which is call "longkau" and that means u will not hit any pin.

So on one day, the Frenzy Writers went to try this game out at... er.. i forget the name of the bowling alley already but its somewhere near Pelangi Indah in JB lo.. The place is kinda spacious, and have many peoples, especially Malays.. And there's a speaker somewhere there and a Malay voice are heard from it.. and its very annoying.. Man we hate.. ok no racist here.. this is a free forum.. bless us Allah.. Ok back to where we are. Lets not talk anymore about it and lets jump into the photos alrite?

1st, we must take off our slippers and sandals and wear BohLing shoes. It will enhance your feet with extra grip and make your feet more fragrant. It contains lavender and jasmine smell.

Gav,"Omg look at Kim's slipper, so dirty and got worms crawling out somemore"

Jess,"eyer, Sam's even worse. So smelly lar i just can't stand it, even smellier than my poo."

Sam and Kim, "Wey wey, say my slippers smelly and dirty ar? Want to die is it?"

Gav joining their forces, "Yala Jess, how can you say that?"

Jess, "No no, i say this bowling ball smelly and dirty I didn't say anythin about your slippers. Really one.."

Sam, Kim, "Hm... Okla forgive u la"

Jess, "Yay, heng ah... Im just too smart"

Gav, "Aiya, like that also can.. Lucky you man.."

Jess, "Stupid Gav, next time I'll get you back"

Ok, lets start bowling. 1st pick the ball of your choice. Hey Sam and Jess, pick your ball quick and don't look at other people la I know they handsome.

Sam, "Hey that guy look like Jay Chou hor?"

Jess, "Yalor, so handsome"

Jess, "lets see who throw the ball with the nicest pose okay?"

Gav and Sam, "Okay bring it."

Sam, "Okay I go 1st. HIYA!"

Gav, "Not nice la Sam, see how I throw! ROAR!

Sam, "Oh like that hor? Okay lemme try! ROAR!"

Gav, "Well done Sam! GO GET HIM TIGER! ROAR!"

Jess, show me your tactics.

Jess, "I'm a girl okay. I must throw like a girl. Meooww~~ You wanna learn Gav?"

Gav, "Okay, oh like this ya? Meooow~~"

Jess, "Yes perfect!"

Finally the bowling ended and everyone leaves the area and go for a movie.. and then they went for dinner and they order several drinks. Guess which is the best drink of the day?

Kim is trying to bite off a coc.. OMG Kim how can you do that? Kim, "Mwahaha, yummy! All the guys out there, this is what u will become if u treat me badly"